do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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