just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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