He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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