i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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