Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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