he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
