that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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