and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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