Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
