What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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