It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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