I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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