Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad