Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.