I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.