giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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