she was so not down for the gang bang
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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