Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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