Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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