I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You need a sexual gate keeper
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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