That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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