Do you still have your period?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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