A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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