Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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