Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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