The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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