is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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