Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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