i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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