He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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