i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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