U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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