ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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