Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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