So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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