i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped