we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.