I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think your dad took our porno
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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