Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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