Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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