Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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