isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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