its not stalking. its research.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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