the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
