I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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