Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
