Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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