He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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