I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Houston, we have a squirter
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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