singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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