the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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