I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My life is pants optional.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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