your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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