I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I wish there were birth control emojis
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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