"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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