My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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