dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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