I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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