We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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