i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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